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All posts tagged
mistakes
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October 10, 2016Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs: Generals
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September 12, 2016List: 21st Century Campaign Gaffe or Popular Song Title?
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April 26, 2016List: The 12 Worst Conga Lines I Have Ever Started
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October 1, 2015As Your Mayor, I Promise I’m Going to Find a Way Out of This Well
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October 20, 2014List: Things That Needed One More Iteration Before They Were Ready to Go to Market
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October 10, 2014Monologue: The Stand-In Cannon Player for Last Week’s Performance of Tchaikovsky’s “1812 Overture” Apologizes
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July 3, 2013List: Places We’ll Wind Up Going This Summer Vacation
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May 21, 2012Comic Contest: We Should Have Talked Ourselves Out of It
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May 16, 2012Statement from the Chairman Regarding Recent Losses
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February 28, 2012An Apology From Vassar
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July 11, 2018Abortion is Immoral, Except When It Comes to My Mistresses
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May 20, 2019I Don’t Think a Woman is Electable In 2020 Because Last Time Around the Female Nominee Only Got Three Million More Votes Than Her Opponent
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May 8, 2019Hello, I’ll Be Your Toddler Tour Guide for This Trip Out the Front Door
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May 13, 2019Yeah Sex Is Cool, But Have You Tried Being a Woman In Your 30s?
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May 24, 2019Rules of Improv While Playing With Toddlers
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May 24, 2019List: “Life Is a Rollercoaster”: Other Life-Themed Amusement Park Rides
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May 24, 2019Why Superman Sucks
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May 23, 2019I Am Your Dread Lord Nyarlathotep, and You All Better Stop Scouring My Recently Recovered Grimoires for a Banishment Spell