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All posts tagged
mistakes
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October 26, 2010Monologue: A Ketchup Company Executive Would Like to Clarify the Conversation He Had With His Fellow Co-workers About Blowing Up Their Rival’s Ketchup Factory
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June 6, 2010List: Signs You Made a Poor Choice in Picking Up a Hitchhiker
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April 12, 2010Monologue: The Guy Who Doesn’t Want To Make Excuses, Addressing His Co-Ed Company Softball Team After They Lost Because He Dropped A Routine Fly Ball
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November 30, 2009Monologue: An Unprepared Reporter Interviews the Pope
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September 24, 2009List: Eleven Things One Should Never Say While Climaxing with a New Lover
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July 31, 2009List: Signs This Film is Not Your Big Break
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May 7, 2009It’s All Fun and Games Until Someone Gets Their Head Stuck in a 3,600-Year-Old Sumerian Pot
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April 21, 2006Horrible Segues, With Local Anchorman Clive Rutledge
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January 26, 2006Whoops!
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June 1, 2005List: Boner: Noun, Informal, a Blunder or an Error
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July 11, 2018Abortion is Immoral, Except When It Comes to My Mistresses
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May 8, 2019Hello, I’ll Be Your Toddler Tour Guide for This Trip Out the Front Door
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May 20, 2019I Don’t Think a Woman is Electable In 2020 Because Last Time Around the Female Nominee Only Got Three Million More Votes Than Her Opponent
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May 13, 2019Yeah Sex Is Cool, But Have You Tried Being a Woman In Your 30s?