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Alec MacDonald is an author and comedian living in Queens. He made an internet satirical thing “Millennials of New York,” which everyone thought was very funny and smart. Now he is dead. There is Wi-Fi in Hell. (Hell is the name of the internet cafe where Alec spends most of his days in heaven.)