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Alex Pearson

Alex Pearson is a sporadic writer of television, internet, and ad copy. He’s written for Funny or Die, some obscure cartoons, and even professional wrestling.

April 20, 2020

Grandpa, Is It Really True That Back in the 2010s You Would Have Unprotected Handshakes with Several People a Day?

by Alex Pearson
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I Can Access Eleven Percent of My Brain

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A Tough Act to Follow: Martin Luther King Jr.’s “I Have a Dream” Speech

by Alex Pearson

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