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THE EYES & THE IMPOSSIBLE

“We need brave, big stories like these, stories that help children (and adults) find their place in a sometimes frightening world.”
—Nicola Davies, New York Times Book Review

Bring home Dave Eggers’ The Eyes & the Impossible Today

Allison Hirschlag

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Allison Hirschlag

Ally Hirschlag is a writer from Brooklyn who lives with mild anxiety over what her cats are doing in the other room. You can find her work at Mic, National Lampoon, Teen Vogue, and elsewhere.

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