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Alysia Gray Painter

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November 27, 2019

Butterball Helpline Helpline

by Alysia Gray Painter
October 28, 2011

The Fright Person for the Job

by Alysia Gray Painter
December 6, 2004

What Happened to What You Gave Me

by Alysia Gray Painter
March 1, 2004

Who Are You Wearing

by Alysia Gray Painter
October 23, 2003

Welcome to The ’50s Diner!

by Alysia Gray Painter
August 1, 2002

North Carl, New Hampshire’s Application for Pajamas Capital of the World

by Alysia Gray Painter
March 20, 2002

A Reenactment Of The Reenactment Of The Battle of Turkinsville

by Alysia Gray Painter
February 20, 2002

Daylight Savings Tim

by Alysia Gray Painter
December 13, 2001

Candle Party

by Alysia Gray Painter
August 23, 2001

Rock Stardom In One Easy Lesson.

by Alysia Gray Painter
May 11, 2001

Mother’s Day Special: Brunch With Mother.

by Alysia Gray Painter
April 3, 2001

Womenu

by Alysia Gray Painter

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August 5, 2020

Your School District’s Reopening Survey

by Kara Baskin
August 4, 2020

Sharpies

by Jen Coleman
July 20, 2020

Another Dull Quarantine Weekend at Home, Target, Chipotle, Home Depot, and Our Niece’s Graduation Party

by Katherine Shonk
July 31, 2020

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by Erin Nicole

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August 7, 2020

The Corporation From Alien Shares Its Reopening Plan

by Amanda Lehr
August 7, 2020

Memorandum of Understanding Regarding Teacher Replacements Should the Worst Outcome Occur

by Carol Guess
August 7, 2020

Five Years

by Kaitlin Moleen
August 7, 2020

As a Hospital CEO I’m Giving My Healthcare Workers the Thanks They Deserve – With a Poster I Made in MS Word

by Matthew Seely