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Articles by
Amy Barnes
Amy Barnes has written for a range of publications including The Giggle Guide, Funny or Die, The Cooper Review, The Higgs Weldon, Botnik, Crixeo, The New Southern Fugitives, Parabola, Parent.co and We Are Teachers. She has one husband, two kids and two dogs that both inspire and hinder her writing.
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March 14, 2019Reviews of New Food: Shamrock Shake
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December 6, 2018Reviews of New Food: Aldi Schnitzel, Spaetzle, and Bienenstich Almond Cake
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September 13, 2018Reviews of New Food: Keebler Cookies & Creme Whoopsy! Fudge Stripes Cookies and Starbucks Ultra Caramel Frappuccino
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May 3, 2018Reviews of New Food: Roast Chicken and First Watch Millionaire Bacon
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January 16, 2018Reviews of New Food: Hostess Limited-Edition Peppermint Twinkies and Field Roast Frankfurters
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July 11, 2018Abortion is Immoral, Except When It Comes to My Mistresses
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May 8, 2019Hello, I’ll Be Your Toddler Tour Guide for This Trip Out the Front Door
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May 20, 2019I Don’t Think a Woman is Electable In 2020 Because Last Time Around the Female Nominee Only Got Three Million More Votes Than Her Opponent
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May 13, 2019Yeah Sex Is Cool, But Have You Tried Being a Woman In Your 30s?
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