McSweeney’s
Internet TendencyDaily humor almost every day.
Daily humor
almost every day
since 1998.
BLAMMO!

It’s decorative gourd season, and brand-new orange gourd mugs are here. Time to reap this freaky-assed harvest and treat yourself.

Bailey Williams

Articles by

Bailey Williams

Bailey Williams is currently banned from Tinder. She suffers in Brooklyn with her cat.

Trending 🔥
  1. October 20, 2009
    It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
    COLIN NISSAN
  2. October 10, 2018
    My Common App Essay: “Every School Reading This Except Dartmouth Sucks Ass”
    BEN HAYSLETT
  3. October 8, 2018
    Matreon: The Patreon Platform for Emotional Labor
    HARMONY COX
  4. October 1, 2018
    List: Honest Greeting Cards You Should Expect From the Women In Your Life This Week
    KIMBERLY HARRINGTON
Recently