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Bart King

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Bart King

Bart King is one of America’s Top 100 Barts. He writes funny and educational books like The Drake Equation (Disney Hyperion) and The Pocket Guide to Spy Stuff (Gibbs Smith). Most impressively, Bart even has his own website.

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