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Beth Kanter

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Beth Kanter is a writer based in Washington, DC. Her newest book, No Access DC, took her deep below the Lincoln Memorial and other hidden places in DC. She loves leading writing workshops, taking photos, and owning the fact that she is a musical theater nerd. You can find her on Instagram here.

February 25, 2020

A Dozen Ways Alanis Morissette Can Update the “Hand in My Pocket” Refrains for Her Fans Hitting Middle Age

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January 25, 2019

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May 18, 2020

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