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Blair Becker

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July 24, 2008

Please Allow Sylvester Stallone a Few Words on Behalf of the Polar Bear

by Blair Becker
February 19, 2008

The Later Adventures of David Addington Bear: Take Your Dad to Work Day

by Blair Becker
November 29, 2007

Two Medieval Physicians Debate Universal Health Care

by Blair Becker
August 30, 2007

Tom Wolfe Reviews Entourage

by Blair Becker
February 7, 2007

Whale Of Mass Destruction— Richard B. Cheney, Adjunct Professor In The Humanities, Presents: The Annual Symbolism In Melville Lecture

by Blair Becker

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