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Articles by

Blair Becker

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July 24, 2008

Please Allow Sylvester Stallone a Few Words on Behalf of the Polar Bear

by Blair Becker
February 19, 2008

The Later Adventures of David Addington Bear: Take Your Dad to Work Day

by Blair Becker
November 29, 2007

Two Medieval Physicians Debate Universal Health Care

by Blair Becker
August 30, 2007

Tom Wolfe Reviews Entourage

by Blair Becker
February 7, 2007

Whale Of Mass Destruction— Richard B. Cheney, Adjunct Professor In The Humanities, Presents: The Annual Symbolism In Melville Lecture

by Blair Becker

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August 5, 2020

Your School District’s Reopening Survey

by Kara Baskin
August 4, 2020

Sharpies

by Jen Coleman
July 20, 2020

Another Dull Quarantine Weekend at Home, Target, Chipotle, Home Depot, and Our Niece’s Graduation Party

by Katherine Shonk
July 31, 2020

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by Erin Nicole

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August 7, 2020

The Corporation From Alien Shares Its Reopening Plan

by Amanda Lehr
August 7, 2020

Memorandum of Understanding Regarding Teacher Replacements Should the Worst Outcome Occur

by Carol Guess
August 7, 2020

Five Years

by Kaitlin Moleen
August 7, 2020

As a Hospital CEO I’m Giving My Healthcare Workers the Thanks They Deserve – With a Poster I Made in MS Word

by Matthew Seely