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Blake Kimzey

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Blake Kimzey has an MFA from UC-Irvine and has also been published by Tin House and VICE. He lives in Texas and is the Executive Director of Writing Workshops Dallas and Writing Workshops Paris.

August 26, 2020

The Parents’ Guide to Kama Sutra During a Pandemic

by Danielle Kimzey and Blake Kimzey
February 21, 2019

We’re Parents of Young Children and We Binge-Watch TV Minutes at a Time

by Blake Kimzey
December 24, 2014

Your Great Aunt Is Not Making Another Green Bean Casserole for Christmas

by Blake Kimzey

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January 14, 2022

What Your Favorite Sad Dad Band Says About You

by John Moe
January 5, 2022

A Note of Reassurance from Your School District Regarding Our Updated Omicron Policies

by Kara Baskin
December 31, 2021

Oh My Fucking God, Get the Fucking Vaccine Already, You Fucking Fucks

by Wendy Molyneux
January 7, 2022

Here’s Why You’re Wrong for Supporting Either In-Person or Virtual School

by Chandler Dean

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We Can’t Run This College into the Ground Without Your Help

by Matthew Thiele
January 20, 2022

A Boat Surrounded by Sharks Is a Childcare Option I Am Seriously Considering

by Michelle Kobler