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THE EYES & THE IMPOSSIBLE

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Blake Kimzey

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Blake Kimzey

Blake Kimzey has an MFA from UC-Irvine and has also been published by Tin House and VICE. He lives in Texas and is the Executive Director of Writing Workshops Dallas and Writing Workshops Paris.

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