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Blake Kimzey

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Blake Kimzey has an MFA from UC-Irvine and has also been published by Tin House and VICE. He lives in Texas and is the Executive Director of Writing Workshops Dallas and Writing Workshops Paris.

August 26, 2020

The Parents’ Guide to Kama Sutra During a Pandemic

by Danielle Kimzey and Blake Kimzey
February 21, 2019

We’re Parents of Young Children and We Binge-Watch TV Minutes at a Time

by Blake Kimzey
December 24, 2014

Your Great Aunt Is Not Making Another Green Bean Casserole for Christmas

by Blake Kimzey

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February 19, 2021

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by Emily Delaney
February 22, 2021

The UX on this Small Child Is Terrible

by Leslie Ylinen
February 24, 2021

I Oppose the Democrats’ Plan to Lower Child Poverty. If Kids Want to Eat, They Should Work In Filthy Factories Like They Did in the Good Old Days

by Rebecca Saltzman
February 16, 2021

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