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Blake Kimzey

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Blake Kimzey has an MFA from UC-Irvine and has also been published by Tin House and VICE. He lives in Texas and is the Executive Director of Writing Workshops Dallas and Writing Workshops Paris.

August 26, 2020

The Parents’ Guide to Kama Sutra During a Pandemic

by Danielle Kimzey and Blake Kimzey
February 21, 2019

We’re Parents of Young Children and We Binge-Watch TV Minutes at a Time

by Blake Kimzey
December 24, 2014

Your Great Aunt Is Not Making Another Green Bean Casserole for Christmas

by Blake Kimzey

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