Articles by
Brian Sack
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October 14, 2004How Past Girlfriends Could Have Changed History
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July 29, 2004Why I Am Leaving the Troupe
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April 20, 2004Saddam’s Interrogation Logs
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April 2, 2004List: Currently Available Stock Symbols that Might Lead to an Underwhelming IPO
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February 16, 2004List: Actual Dialogue from Radio Commercials That I’ve Been Asked to Deliver “Believably” As If Normal People Would Say Such Things
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December 4, 2003List: Possible Closing Lines for a Defendant Who Has Chosen to Represent Himself
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April 4, 2018Fifty-Six Questions for Young MC Upon Hearing “Bust a Move” for the First Time in Twenty-Two Years
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April 10, 2018List: Horoscopes for Librarians
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March 19, 2018I’m Going to Close This Deal Using Business Words I’ve Heard Men Yell in Airports
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April 6, 2018We Deeply Regret Hiring the Perpetrators of the Salem Witch Trials as Opinion Columnists
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April 19, 2018A Poem About Your University’s Absolute and Unwavering Appreciation of Its Faculty in Spite of Said Faculty’s Crap Salaries
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April 19, 2018List: Things I, an Affluent White Cis Male, Have Gotten Away With In a Starbucks
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April 19, 2018The Diary of a Settler of Catan
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April 18, 2018The First Female President