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Articles by
Brian Sack
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October 14, 2004How Past Girlfriends Could Have Changed History
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July 29, 2004Why I Am Leaving the Troupe
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April 20, 2004Saddam’s Interrogation Logs
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April 2, 2004List: Currently Available Stock Symbols that Might Lead to an Underwhelming IPO
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February 16, 2004List: Actual Dialogue from Radio Commercials That I’ve Been Asked to Deliver “Believably” As If Normal People Would Say Such Things
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December 4, 2003List: Possible Closing Lines for a Defendant Who Has Chosen to Represent Himself
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July 11, 2018Abortion is Immoral, Except When It Comes to My Mistresses
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May 8, 2019Hello, I’ll Be Your Toddler Tour Guide for This Trip Out the Front Door
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May 13, 2019Yeah Sex Is Cool, But Have You Tried Being a Woman In Your 30s?
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November 13, 2018List: If People Talked to Other Professionals the Way They Talk to Teachers