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Articles by
Brian Sack
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October 14, 2004How Past Girlfriends Could Have Changed History
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July 29, 2004Why I Am Leaving the Troupe
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April 20, 2004Saddam’s Interrogation Logs
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April 2, 2004Currently Available Stock Symbols that Might Lead to an Underwhelming IPO
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February 16, 2004Actual Dialogue from Radio Commercials That I’ve Been Asked to Deliver “Believably” As If Normal People Would Say Such Things
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December 4, 2003Possible Closing Lines for a Defendant Who Has Chosen to Represent Himself
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October 8, 2021A Typical Friday in Oregon, as Imagined by My East Coast Friends
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September 2, 2021Oh My Fucking God, Get the Fucking Vaccine Already, You Fucking Fucks
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September 30, 2021This Is Your Kid’s School and Even Though the Emergency Contact Form Lists Your Husband, We Need You, the Mom
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September 22, 2021It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers