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Articles by
Brian Sack
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October 14, 2004How Past Girlfriends Could Have Changed History
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July 29, 2004Why I Am Leaving the Troupe
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April 20, 2004Saddam’s Interrogation Logs
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April 2, 2004Currently Available Stock Symbols that Might Lead to an Underwhelming IPO
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February 16, 2004Actual Dialogue from Radio Commercials That I’ve Been Asked to Deliver “Believably” As If Normal People Would Say Such Things
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December 4, 2003Possible Closing Lines for a Defendant Who Has Chosen to Represent Himself
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April 30, 2020The Girl From Avril Lavigne’s “Sk8er Boi” Responds 18 Years Later
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June 26, 2020A Message from Your University’s Vice President for Magical Thinking
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June 24, 2020Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing (So Far): Atrocities 1-759
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June 22, 2020I’m the Guy Setting Off Fireworks Every Night In Your Neighborhood and I Have You Right Where I Want You
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July 3, 2020It’s Time to Sign the Declaration of Independence, and I, Elbridge Gerry, Will Have the Biggest Signature of All
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July 2, 2020The Best Thing About Each Amendment in the Bill of Rights, in Haiku
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July 2, 2020Kink-Shaming and a Cover-Up: Benjamin Franklin and the Story of the US Standard Measurement System