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October 14, 2004How Past Girlfriends Could Have Changed History
July 29, 2004Why I Am Leaving the Troupe
April 20, 2004Saddam’s Interrogation Logs
April 2, 2004Currently Available Stock Symbols that Might Lead to an Underwhelming IPO
February 16, 2004Actual Dialogue from Radio Commercials That I’ve Been Asked to Deliver “Believably” As If Normal People Would Say Such Things
December 4, 2003Possible Closing Lines for a Defendant Who Has Chosen to Represent Himself