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Articles by
Brian Sack
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October 14, 2004How Past Girlfriends Could Have Changed History
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July 29, 2004Why I Am Leaving the Troupe
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April 20, 2004Saddam’s Interrogation Logs
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April 2, 2004Currently Available Stock Symbols that Might Lead to an Underwhelming IPO
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February 16, 2004Actual Dialogue from Radio Commercials That I’ve Been Asked to Deliver “Believably” As If Normal People Would Say Such Things
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December 4, 2003Possible Closing Lines for a Defendant Who Has Chosen to Represent Himself
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January 14, 2022What Your Favorite Sad Dad Band Says About You
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January 5, 2022A Note of Reassurance from Your School District Regarding Our Updated Omicron Policies
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December 31, 2021Oh My Fucking God, Get the Fucking Vaccine Already, You Fucking Fucks
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January 10, 2022How We Will Separate You from Any Lingering Hope and Other Important Topics of Today’s Faculty Meeting
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January 24, 2022“We Need to Get Back to Normal,” I Say, While I Continue to Live My Life Normally, As I Have Throughout This Pandemic
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January 24, 2022The Nine Months of Pregnancy, Ranked from Worst to Best
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January 24, 2022Excerpts From The House of Girth, Edith Wharton’s 1905 Novel About Powerlifting
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January 21, 2022What We Talk About When We Don’t Talk About Bruno