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  • August 30, 2012
    The Chorus Boy Chronicles: Death of a Chorus Boy, Foretold, Part Two
    by Brian Spitulnik
  • August 13, 2012
    The Chorus Boy Chronicles: Death of a Chorus Boy, Foretold, Part One
    by Brian Spitulnik
  • July 24, 2012
    The Chorus Boy Chronicles: Grin and Bare It, Part Two: The Slow Dance
    by Brian Spitulnik
  • June 7, 2012
    The Chorus Boy Chronicles: Blue, Baby, So Very Blue
    by Brian Spitulnik
  • May 18, 2012
    The Chorus Boy Chronicles: The Daily Grind
    by Brian Spitulnik
  • April 30, 2012
    The Chorus Boy Chronicles: The Ballad of Jason Patrick Sands
    by Brian Spitulnik
  • April 10, 2012
    The Chorus Boy Chronicles: Love, Implied
    by Brian Spitulnik
  • March 21, 2012
    The Chorus Boy Chronicles: Passover and Over and Over
    by Brian Spitulnik
  • March 1, 2012
    The Chorus Boy Chronicles: I’m a Swinger Here Myself
    by Brian Spitulnik
  • February 9, 2012
    The Chorus Boy Chronicles: A Bandit, Full and Hollow
    by Brian Spitulnik
  • January 20, 2012
    The Chorus Boy Chronicles: Of Mice and Mensches
    by Brian Spitulnik
  • January 3, 2012
    The Chorus Boy Chronicles: Gone, Over the Rainbow, Back Soon
    by Brian Spitulnik
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