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Bryce Hooton

Bryce is a writer of humor, a writer of ads and a rider of the New York City subway system. When he’s not slinging words or commuting through subterranean tunnels, he’s planning his next culinary conquest for www.expensiveturds.wordpress.com.

May 4, 2017

I Remember When Being a Millennial Actually Meant Something

by Bryce Hooton

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November 20, 2017

Dante’s Nine Circles of Hell, Reimagined for Linguistic Transgressions

by John Rauschenberg
January 14, 2020

How to Buckle Your Baby Into a Car Seat in 36 Easy Steps

by Kristen Mulrooney
November 5, 2018

Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing (So Far): Atrocities 1-546

by Ben Parker, Stephanie Steinbrecher, and Kelsey Ronan
February 22, 2019

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by Jesse Shamon

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