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Bryce Hooton

Bryce is a writer of humor, a writer of ads and a rider of the New York City subway system. When he’s not slinging words or commuting through subterranean tunnels, he’s planning his next culinary conquest for www.expensiveturds.wordpress.com.

May 4, 2017

Monologue: I Remember When Being a Millennial Actually Meant Something

by Bryce Hooton

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October 10, 2018

My Common App Essay: “Every School Reading This Except Dartmouth Sucks Ass”

by Ben Hayslett
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by Colin Nissan
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by Harmony Cox
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