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Bryce Hooton

Bryce is a writer of humor, a writer of ads and a rider of the New York City subway system. When he’s not slinging words or commuting through subterranean tunnels, he’s planning his next culinary conquest for www.expensiveturds.wordpress.com.

May 4, 2017

I Remember When Being a Millennial Actually Meant Something

by Bryce Hooton

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August 24, 2020

Frog and Toad Tentatively Go Outside After Months In Self-Quarantine

by Jennie Egerdie
November 24, 2020

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by Ben Parker, Stephanie Steinbrecher, Kelsey Ronan, John McMurtrie, Sophia DuRose, Rachel Villa, and Amy Sumerton
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