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Bryce Hooton

Bryce is a writer of humor, a writer of ads and a rider of the New York City subway system. When he’s not slinging words or commuting through subterranean tunnels, he’s planning his next culinary conquest for www.expensiveturds.wordpress.com.

May 4, 2017

Monologue: I Remember When Being a Millennial Actually Meant Something

by Bryce Hooton

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March 18, 2019

A Statement from the University of Pennsylvania Regarding the College Admissions Bribery Scandal

by Jessica M. Goldstein
March 13, 2019

In My Day, All It Took to Get into Yale Was Gumption, Hard Work, and Being a Direct Male-Line Descendent of William Howard Taft

by Micah Osler
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Excerpts From Gabriel García Márquez’s Love In the Time of Covfefe

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by Johnathan Appel and Ysabel Yates