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Articles by
Caren Lissner
Caren Lissner’s humorous first novel, Carrie Pilby, was made into a movie and released in 2017.
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March 27, 2018QUIZ: Did You Win the Internet Today?
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February 15, 2017Perfectly Good Reasons Why I Have a Justin Bieber Song On My iPhone
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December 12, 2016I’m Taking a Social Media Break
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March 25, 20168 Moves You’ll Never Master in Bed, No Matter How Hard You Try
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March 10, 2015Confessions of a Metaphor Merchant
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October 9, 2009It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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October 9, 2020The 52 Stages of Insomnia
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May 18, 2020I Was In Charge of the Deck Chairs On the Titanic, and They Absolutely Did Need Rearranging
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October 19, 2020
Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing (So Far): Atrocities 1- 940
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October 22, 2020To the Enemies Surrounding Our Castle, Please Understand That I Often Privately Disagreed With Macbeth’s Policies
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October 22, 2020Complaints I’d Have If I Owned a House Instead of Rented an Apartment
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October 22, 2020
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October 22, 2020Missing: Teacher Lost In Overly Ambitious Metaphor