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Articles by
Caren Lissner
Caren Lissner’s humorous first novel, Carrie Pilby, was made into a movie and released in 2017.
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March 27, 2018QUIZ: Did You Win the Internet Today?
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February 15, 2017Perfectly Good Reasons Why I Have a Justin Bieber Song On My iPhone
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December 12, 2016I’m Taking a Social Media Break
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March 25, 20168 Moves You’ll Never Master in Bed, No Matter How Hard You Try
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March 10, 2015Confessions of a Metaphor Merchant
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October 8, 2021A Typical Friday in Oregon, as Imagined by My East Coast Friends
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September 2, 2021Oh My Fucking God, Get the Fucking Vaccine Already, You Fucking Fucks
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September 30, 2021This Is Your Kid’s School and Even Though the Emergency Contact Form Lists Your Husband, We Need You, the Mom
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September 22, 2021It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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October 21, 2021An Interview with Farah Ali About Her New Book, People Want to Live
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October 21, 2021Due to Current Travel Mandates We’ve Decided to Make COVID-19 Testing at Our Airport a Complete Nightmare
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October 20, 2021It Would Be Un-American to Support Legislation That Doesn’t Directly Benefit Me
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October 20, 2021Your Essay Shows Promise But Suffers from Demonic Possession