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Charles Ullmann

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December 7, 2011

So You Want to Impress Important People?

by Charles Ullmann
January 13, 2004

List: 3 People I Was Surprised to Find Mentioned in a Review of J. Papastavridis’ “Analytical Mechanics: A Comprehensive Treatise on the Dynamics of Constrained Systems; for Engineers, Physicists and Mathematicians” in the Bulletin of the American Mathematics

by Charles Ullmann
December 1, 2003

Eight Strategies for Modern Living

by Charles Ullmann
December 21, 2002

List: Track List of an Air Supply Greatest Hits Compilation in an Alternate Universe Where the Concept of “Love” Is Expressed by the Words Partially Hydrogenated Corn Syrup

by Charles Ullmann

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July 22, 2016

List: Who Said It? Donald Trump or Regina George?

by Amber Karlins
September 23, 2019

It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers

by Colin Nissan
October 11, 2019

Comparative Media Studies 201: “Heterosexual Undertones in Top Gun”

by Max Davison
October 4, 2019

Goodnight Boobs: An Ode to the End of Nursing

by Johanna Gohmann

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