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Articles by
Charles Ullmann
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December 7, 2011So You Want to Impress Important People?
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January 13, 20043 People I Was Surprised to Find Mentioned in a Review of J. Papastavridis’ “Analytical Mechanics: A Comprehensive Treatise on the Dynamics of Constrained Systems; for Engineers, Physicists and Mathematicians” in the Bulletin of the American Mathematics
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December 1, 2003Eight Strategies for Modern Living
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December 21, 2002Track List of an Air Supply Greatest Hits Compilation in an Alternate Universe Where the Concept of “Love” Is Expressed by the Words Partially Hydrogenated Corn Syrup
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May 18, 2020I Was In Charge of the Deck Chairs On the Titanic, and They Absolutely Did Need Rearranging
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October 20, 2020Ten Legitimate Reasons to Pull Out Your Dick On a Zoom Call
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October 9, 2009It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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October 28, 2020
Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing (So Far): Atrocities 1- 952
