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Chris White
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April 11, 2016Chris White Answers Profound Questions About the Presidents: Who Am I Forgetting?
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February 15, 2016Chris White Answers Profound Questions About the Presidents: Which Presidential Site Should I Visit?
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May 1, 2012Chris White Answers Profound Questions About the Presidents: How Should We Like Ike?
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April 6, 2012Chris White Answers Profound Questions About the Presidents: Can the President Be Fat?
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August 30, 2011Chris White Answers Profound Questions About the Presidents: Should the President Make Me Laugh?
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July 5, 2011Chris White Answers Profound Questions About the Presidents: How Do I Make a President?
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March 4, 2011Chris White Answers Profound Questions About the Presidents: When Did Things Get So Mean?
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December 20, 2010Chris White Answers Profound Questions About the Presidents: Seriously, 35?
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August 4, 2010Chris White Answers Profound Questions About the Presidents: Why Care?
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July 27, 2010Chris White Answers Profound Questions About the Presidents: Can the President Take the Week Off?
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June 25, 2010Chris White Answers Profound Questions About the Presidents: So, uh… James Buchanan? (Part II)
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June 7, 2010Chris White Answers Profound Questions About the Presidents: So, uh… James Buchanan? (Part I)
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