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Christina Anaya Mortensen
Christina Anaya Mortensen works as a creative copywriter in an advertising agency. And even though she is all the way from tiny Denmark, she still plans on taking over the world of comedic writing. Or at least just get a few pieces published that aren’t a complete embarrassment.