MCSWEENEY'S QUARTERLY SUBSCRIPTIONS

“An enduring literary presence.”—Chicago Tribune

“Brilliant and always surprising.”—Detroit Free Press

Subscribe to McSweeney’s Quarterly today.

Use the code TENDENCY at checkout for $5 off.

Articles by

Cordelia Stearns

Cordelia Stearns is an HIV physician in Montgomery, AL. She lives with a baby who hates naps, a dog who loves them, and a husband who is trying to work from home while meeting everyone’s nap needs. She thanks you for staying home and would appreciate it if you don’t go bowling in Georgia for the time being.