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Dan Bookbinder

Dan Bookbinder is a writer/comedian living in South Florida. Dan’s TV credits include MTV, the NFL Network, and The Colbert Report. His writing has appeared in The Hard Times, Zenoscope Entertainment, The Boston Accent, and Clean Plates, and he was a contributing writer for Toyfare: The Toy Magazine, Funny or Die, and LandlineTV.

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