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Daniel Zeiders is from Texas and received an English B.A. from Oklahoma State University. He enjoys tossing small stones from great heights, watching them rotate and recede downward. It seems peaceful. However, when they impact, it’s physical and violent. He feels terrible for the rock until, inevitably, he comes across another precipice with another innocent stone nearby. Daniel is currently an M.F.A candidate at Minnesota State University, Mankato.