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Dave Barend

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Dave Barend co-authored “Things That Might Annoy . . .” joke book series with comedian Paul Nardizzi. As a stand-up comic, he worked with Jerry Seinfeld, Ray Romano, and Jon Stewart who, if given a line-up of one, might be able to recognize him. Currently a humor columnist for “Basketball Times” and owner of CollegeHoopsHumor.com with over 625 jokes about college basketball – some funny.

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by Dave Barend

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