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David Aldridge
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May 16, 2006Chuck Norris Candidly Speaks Out On Torture as He Wins a Lifetime Achievement Award for Choreography at the First Annual Waco, Texas, Film Festival
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April 26, 2005Translated Thoughts and Questions That Are Running Through a North Korean Refugee’s Mind When He Is Awarded Political Asylum in the United States, Settles Down, Turns on the Television, and the First Thing He Sees Is a Fancy Feast Cat-Food Commercial
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April 26, 2005Translated Thoughts And Questions That Are Running Through A North Korean Refugee’s Mind When He Is Awarded Political Asylum In The United States, Settles Down, Turns On The Television, And The First Thing He Sees Is A Fancy Feast Cat Food Commercial
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August 24, 2020Frog and Toad Tentatively Go Outside After Months In Self-Quarantine
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November 11, 2020Say “Megan Follows Is the Best Anne of Green Gables” or I’ll Beat the Living Shit Out of You
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November 12, 2020Meet Olivia! The COVID-19-Era American Girl Doll
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November 16, 2020Notes for the Graphic Designer of the American One Dollar Bill
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November 25, 2020How the First Thanksgiving Came to Be
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November 25, 2020COVID Surge Black Friday Deals
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November 25, 2020Quotes from My Mother About 2020’s Thanksgiving Dinner, Except Also from Albert Camus’s The Plague
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November 24, 2020
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