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David Aldridge
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May 16, 2006Chuck Norris Candidly Speaks Out On Torture as He Wins a Lifetime Achievement Award for Choreography at the First Annual Waco, Texas, Film Festival
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April 26, 2005Translated Thoughts and Questions That Are Running Through a North Korean Refugee’s Mind When He Is Awarded Political Asylum in the United States, Settles Down, Turns on the Television, and the First Thing He Sees Is a Fancy Feast Cat-Food Commercial
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April 26, 2005Translated Thoughts And Questions That Are Running Through A North Korean Refugee’s Mind When He Is Awarded Political Asylum In The United States, Settles Down, Turns On The Television, And The First Thing He Sees Is A Fancy Feast Cat Food Commercial
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February 19, 2021I’m a Short Afternoon Walk and You’re Putting Way Too Much Pressure on Me
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February 22, 2021The UX on this Small Child Is Terrible
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February 24, 2021I Oppose the Democrats’ Plan to Lower Child Poverty. If Kids Want to Eat, They Should Work In Filthy Factories Like They Did in the Good Old Days
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March 4, 2021Moms: The Vacation of Your Dreams Awaits You in This Dentist’s Chair
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March 5, 2021Gilmore Girls: A Year in the Life, by Sophocles
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March 5, 2021I Am a Neanderthal and I Resent Being Compared to Incompetent Governors