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David Howard

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David Howard is a writer who lives in Milwaukee, Wisconsin.

August 9, 2019

We Need a Wizard Who Can Appeal to the Moderate Orc Voter

by David Howard
July 19, 2018

Please Take This Short Survey About Your Spanish Inquisition Experience

by David Howard

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July 29, 2022

Thank You for Calling the Perimenopause Hotline, Where Our Hold Times Are Completely Unpredictable

by Kathryn Baecht
August 2, 2022

Memo Regarding New State Teacher Qualifications

by Brittany K. Fonte
August 5, 2022

An Open Letter to the White Mommy Blogger Who Posted a Recipe for Turmeric Energy Balls

by Swati Sudarsan
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