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David Howard

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David Howard is a writer who lives in Milwaukee, Wisconsin.

August 9, 2019

We Need a Wizard Who Can Appeal to the Moderate Orc Voter

by David Howard
July 19, 2018

Please Take This Short Survey About Your Spanish Inquisition Experience

by David Howard

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February 19, 2020

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by Shannon J. Curtin
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by Ali Kelley, Kate Herzlin, Danielle Kraese, and Ysabel Yates
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