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Articles by
David Lee White
David is a playwright who writes plays and musicals. Like everyone else who writes plays, he also teaches. He does other things as well, but they’re not as interesting. You can find out more about his work at davidleewhite.net and Brennan & White.
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November 8, 2022Rachel Maddow’s “Goldilocks and the Three Bears”
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September 30, 2022Spotted Lanternflies or the Misguided Dreams of My Youth?
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January 10, 2022Questions for the CDC in Light of the Omicron Variant from Concerned Parents, for the Love of Christ
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September 3, 2021We’re the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse and Your Bill Has Gone to Collections
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May 13, 2022Ten Possibilities the Applebee’s Waitress Considers Before It Occurs to Her the Women in Booth Fourteen Might Be a Couple with Two Children
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January 24, 2023Macroeconomic Changes Have Made It Impossible for Me to Want to Pay You
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January 10, 2023Fifteen Long-Overdue Slang Terms for Female Masturbation
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January 19, 2023Oh God, Someone Gave Me Whiskey Stones