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David Shields
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August 15, 2018One Small Blow Against Encroaching Totalitarianism: An Excerpt from Nobody Hates Trump More than Trump: An Intervention
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April 23, 2015A McSweeney’s Books Preview of That Thing You Do With Your Mouth: The Sexual Autobiography of Samantha Matthews as told to David Shields
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August 10, 2001Baseball Is Just Baseball: An Excerpt From A New Book
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January 24, 2023Macroeconomic Changes Have Made It Impossible for Me to Want to Pay You
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May 13, 2022Ten Possibilities the Applebee’s Waitress Considers Before It Occurs to Her the Women in Booth Fourteen Might Be a Couple with Two Children
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January 10, 2023Fifteen Long-Overdue Slang Terms for Female Masturbation
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