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Dylan Ruan

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Dylan is a writer from Los Angeles, CA. You may recognize him from his written work or his leading role in a 99 Ranch Market commercial in 2005.

December 4, 2020

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by Dylan Ruan

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A Day in the Life of a Woke Third-Grade Teacher, as Imagined by a Far-Right Politician

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