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Articles by

E.Y. Smith

E. Y. Smith’s work has appeared or is forthcoming in Portland Review, The Brooklyn Review, The Offing, The Masters Review, and The Saturday Evening Post. E. Y. Smith also goes by “Rebecca Lillie Kaplan.”