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Articles by
Elizabeth Bastos
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January 5, 2024An Open Letter to the Pair of Gen-Z Men in the Northeast Regional Quiet Car Loudly Discussing Pitchfork’s 100 Best Albums of All Time
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August 13, 2014Shakespearian Insult or Animal On Display at Harvard’s Museum of Natural History?
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September 20, 2012Small Poetry Journal Names That Reflect the True Nature of Writing Poetry
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December 8, 2011Excerpts From Steamy Romance Novels for Parents of Young Children
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February 10, 2010Famous Quotes from Shakespeare Altered to Describe My Everyday Life
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January 15, 2025A Marriage Proposal Spoken Entirely in Office Jargon
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January 15, 2025Signs You Are a Gen-Xer Who’s About to Turn Sixty
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January 8, 2025Did You Even Consider Every Possible Lived Experience Before Recklessly Posting Your Chili Recipe on Social Media?
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January 17, 2025Who Said It: Donald Trump or Martin Luther King Jr.?