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Elly Lonon

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Elly Lonon

Elly Lonon is a writer living in New Jersey. In addition to her gently neglected blog her work has appeared on a disappointing number of now defunct sites. Her Amongst the Liberal Elite columns inspired the graphic novel of the same name — Amongst the Liberal Elite: The Road Trip Exploring Societal Inequities Solidified by Trump. When she isn’t writing wrongs and juggling her progeny, she enjoys torturing small stringed instruments.

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