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Emily Axford

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June 30, 2011

The Way I See It, We Either Have Enough Oxygen Left for Six Days, or for One Really Awesome Party

by Emily Axford
March 9, 2011

Kate Chopin’s The Awakening is Making Me Reevaluate My Casual Three-Month Relationship

by Emily Axford
October 30, 2007

An Eighth Grader’s Halloween Costume Ideas Designed to Get Her In With the Popular Girls

by Emily Axford
September 10, 2007

For Whom The Whistle Blows: A Physical Education Instructor Contemplates His Own Mortality

by Emily Axford

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