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Emily Axford
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June 30, 2011The Way I See It, We Either Have Enough Oxygen Left for Six Days, or for One Really Awesome Party
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March 9, 2011Kate Chopin’s The Awakening is Making Me Reevaluate My Casual Three-Month Relationship
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October 30, 2007An Eighth Grader’s Halloween Costume Ideas Designed to Get Her In With the Popular Girls
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September 10, 2007For Whom The Whistle Blows: A Physical Education Instructor Contemplates His Own Mortality
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February 19, 2021I’m a Short Afternoon Walk and You’re Putting Way Too Much Pressure on Me
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February 22, 2021The UX on this Small Child Is Terrible
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February 16, 2021As a Superhero Teacher, I Can’t Wait to Sacrifice My Unvaccinated Life for Your Child
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February 24, 2021I Oppose the Democrats’ Plan to Lower Child Poverty. If Kids Want to Eat, They Should Work In Filthy Factories Like They Did in the Good Old Days
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February 26, 2021As a Staunch Defender of American Liberty, I Refuse to Let Trans People Infringe on My Rights as a White, Straight, Cisgender Congresswoman from Georgia
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February 26, 2021You’re Having a Bad Trip, Charlie Brown!
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