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Articles by
Emily Axford
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June 30, 2011The Way I See It, We Either Have Enough Oxygen Left for Six Days, or for One Really Awesome Party
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March 9, 2011Kate Chopin’s The Awakening is Making Me Reevaluate My Casual Three-Month Relationship
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October 30, 2007An Eighth Grader’s Halloween Costume Ideas Designed to Get Her In With the Popular Girls
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September 10, 2007For Whom The Whistle Blows: A Physical Education Instructor Contemplates His Own Mortality
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July 5, 2019The Battle At John F. Kennedy International Airport, 1776
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May 20, 2019I Don’t Think a Woman Is Electable In 2020 Because Last Time Around the Female Nominee Only Got Three Million More Votes Than Her Opponent
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July 2, 2019Before You Call Out Our Hypocrisy, Let Us Remind You That We Don’t Care
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March 19, 2014Kafka’s Joke Book
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