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April 18, 2006List: Rejected Marketing Slogans for National Poetry Month
March 15, 2005List: Names That Could Possibly Pass as Cries of Passion If Accidentally Yelled During Sex With Anyone Not So Named
August 6, 2004List: Variations on “Spanking the Monkey” That Enable It to Apply to Female Masturbation