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Emma Brewer
Emma Brewer is a writer whose work has appeared in The New Yorker, The Cut, McSweeney’s, and elsewhere. She is currently working on a short story collection.
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April 26, 2021Track Your Ovulation Cycle Naturally, by Watching Outlander
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June 22, 2020CribbNotes: Study Guides for Bedtime Classics
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July 9, 2019Public Disgrace Generator
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June 18, 2019Scenes from 13 Going on 30 II: Thirty, Flirty, and Barely Surviving
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March 19, 2019A Review of the Classic Video Game, Toddler Bedtime
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February 6, 2019Choose Your Own Corporate Adventure
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October 19, 2018Letter of Recommendation for a Basic Male MFA Applicant
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