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Eric Maierson

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January 24, 2005

Things I’d Probably Say If the Bush Administration Were Just a Weekly TV Show and I Were a Regular Viewer

by Eric Maierson
January 21, 2005

Today, Some Lists

by Eric Maierson, Jez Burrows, and Josh Kramer
August 23, 2004

Logging Terms You Wouldn’t Want to Use at a Debutante Ball

by Eric Maierson

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May 13, 2022

Ten Possibilities the Applebee’s Waitress Considers Before It Occurs to Her the Women in Booth Fourteen Might Be a Couple with Two Children

by Susan Perabo
May 18, 2022

A Passenger’s One-Star Review of the Trolley Ride from the Trolley Problem

by Tyler Gooch
November 13, 2018

If People Talked to Other Professionals the Way They Talk to Teachers

by Shannon Reed
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by Carlos Greaves

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