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Eric Van Uffelen
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September 15, 2003Remembered Items Bid During an Apparently Drunken but Lucid Game of High Stakes Verbal “Trivia Poker,” as Overheard During Observance of the Leonid Meteor Showers, High Atop Skyline Boulevard in the Hills of Oakland, California
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September 8, 2003Certain Foods and the Individual Utensils it is Difficult to Eat Them With
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November 24, 2020
Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing (So Far): Atrocities 1- 1,004 -
September 1, 2020Quiz: Are You the Worst Fucking Parent?
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November 30, 2020We Are Unable to Offer You a Place at Yale Because Your Essay Read Like the Closing Narration of a Teen Rom-Com
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August 24, 2020Frog and Toad Tentatively Go Outside After Months In Self-Quarantine