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Articles by
G. Xavier Robillard
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March 5, 2014This Millennial is Not Interested in Your Civil Liberties Insurance
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January 23, 2012If You Aren’t Outraged You Aren’t Listening to My Protest Song
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March 4, 2011Geppetto, Helicopter Parent
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November 12, 2010My Addiction Memoir
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October 5, 2009Introducing the Kindle Gutenberg Bookreader
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February 3, 2009Excerpts From the Most Popular Selections in the Superhero Library
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April 24, 2008The Plight of the Suburban Deer
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November 8, 2007Understanding Food Labels You Might Encounter At Whole Foods
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September 27, 2006Homeschool Progress Report
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June 30, 2005The Internal Monologue Of A Progressive Rock Fan Choosing His Wedding Song
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September 14, 2004Summer Vacation at Burning Man
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November 18, 2003Inaugural Speeches from Our Action Heroes
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July 11, 2018Abortion is Immoral, Except When It Comes to My Mistresses
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May 8, 2019Hello, I’ll Be Your Toddler Tour Guide for This Trip Out the Front Door
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May 20, 2019I Don’t Think a Woman is Electable In 2020 Because Last Time Around the Female Nominee Only Got Three Million More Votes Than Her Opponent
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May 13, 2019Yeah Sex Is Cool, But Have You Tried Being a Woman In Your 30s?
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