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Articles by
G. Xavier Robillard
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March 5, 2014This Millennial is Not Interested in Your Civil Liberties Insurance
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January 23, 2012If You Aren’t Outraged You Aren’t Listening to My Protest Song
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March 4, 2011Geppetto, Helicopter Parent
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November 12, 2010My Addiction Memoir
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October 5, 2009Introducing the Kindle Gutenberg Bookreader
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February 3, 2009Excerpts From the Most Popular Selections in the Superhero Library
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April 24, 2008The Plight of the Suburban Deer
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November 8, 2007Understanding Food Labels You Might Encounter At Whole Foods
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September 27, 2006Homeschool Progress Report
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June 30, 2005The Internal Monologue Of A Progressive Rock Fan Choosing His Wedding Song
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September 14, 2004Summer Vacation at Burning Man
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November 18, 2003Inaugural Speeches from Our Action Heroes
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January 15, 2021
Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing (So Far): Atrocities 1-1,053 -
January 14, 2021I Am the Designer of This Restaurant’s Outdoor Seating Space, and This Is My Artist’s Statement
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January 13, 2021Excerpts from the Sex and the City Revival in Which Samantha Is Replaced with Fran Lebowitz
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December 21, 2020Things I Didn’t Have on My 2020 Bingo Card Bingo
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January 20, 2021It’s Me, OLD GUY, the Undeveloped Character in Your Screenplay
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January 19, 2021If We Raise the Minimum Wage, What Will Happen to My Gruel Business?
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January 19, 2021As a White Man, I Say Separate the Art from the Artist
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January 19, 2021It’s My Last Day in Office and I’m Pardoning Everyone