McSWEENEY'S INTERNET TENDENCY'S PATREON
Articles by
G. Xavier Robillard
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March 5, 2014This Millennial is Not Interested in Your Civil Liberties Insurance
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January 23, 2012If You Aren’t Outraged You Aren’t Listening to My Protest Song
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March 4, 2011Geppetto, Helicopter Parent
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November 12, 2010My Addiction Memoir
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October 5, 2009Introducing the Kindle Gutenberg Bookreader
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February 3, 2009Excerpts From the Most Popular Selections in the Superhero Library
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April 24, 2008The Plight of the Suburban Deer
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November 8, 2007Understanding Food Labels You Might Encounter At Whole Foods
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September 28, 2006Homeschool Progress Report
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June 30, 2005The Internal Monologue Of A Progressive Rock Fan Choosing His Wedding Song
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September 14, 2004Summer Vacation at Burning Man
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November 18, 2003Inaugural Speeches from Our Action Heroes
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January 2, 2019I Don’t Hate Women Candidates — I Just Hated Hillary and Coincidentally I’m Starting to Hate Elizabeth Warren
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December 29, 2018List: If People Talked to Other Professionals the Way They Talk to Teachers
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January 4, 2019I Watched the Video of Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Dancing In College, and Now I Understand the Necessity of Free-Market Economics
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January 9, 2019I Used My Wife’s Vibrating Dildo to Achieve My First Prostate Orgasm and Now I’m In Narnia and I Can’t Get Back Home
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January 15, 2019It’s Time to Take Up Arms In the War Against Toxic Masculinity
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January 15, 2019Dick Portraiture for the Renaissance Gentleman
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January 15, 2019List: 12 Ways My Book Club Can Tell I Definitely Read War and Peace
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January 15, 2019Open Letter: An Open Letter to the Mathematical Community