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Grant Suhs

Grant Suhs (pronounced like ‘Seuss’) coaches high school students in competitive elocution. He holds an MA in Rhetoric, Politics, and Culture from UW-Madison. He’s also a brain tumor and stroke survivor, who claims he’ll write a book about it someday.

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