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Heather J. VanMouwerik
Heather VanMouwerik is currently finishing her dissertation on Russian History, but has also been a librarian, professor, instructor, and bookseller — basically she lives books. Having recently moved from southern California to central New Jersey, Heather spends her days writing and pining for good Mexican food.