Articles by
Jack Loftus
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May 29, 2013Monologue: I’m Amazon CEO Jeff Bezos, King of the Fucking Sea
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February 19, 2013List: Instagram Filters Inspired by My Parents’ Reaction to Yet Another Return Home as a Single Man Who Has Still Not Enrolled In Graduate School
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September 27, 2011Denny’s Research & Development Team Leader Doesn’t Have Time For Your Shit
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May 11, 2011A Hoth Realtor Addresses Some of the Concerns Being Raised Over His Decision to Turn Han Solo’s Deceased Tauntaun Into a Modest Studio Apartment
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April 13, 2011The Washington Post Inadvertently Publishes My Online Dating Profile with the Editor’s Notes Still Included
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December 14, 2010Monologue: The Word Dude Reflects On Its Steady Decline from Keeping Company with Rakish 19th Century Dandies to Its Demeaning Modern Day Role as Filler for Light Beer Commercials
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June 6, 2018Open Letter: An Open Letter to White Women Concerning The Handmaid’s Tale and America’s Cultural Amnesia
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June 12, 2018Whole30 Changed My Entire Relationship With Food Because I’m Dead Now
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June 8, 2018List: What Your Musical Instrument Says About You
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June 6, 2018Ferris Bueller’s Laid Off