The Believer Magazine
Articles by
Jack Stebbins
Jack Stebbins is a writer and producer at Morning Brew’s Good Work, and a contributor to The Onion, McSweeney’s, and global warming.
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December 10, 2024A Typical First Date with a Guy in Boston, Chicago, or New York
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November 15, 2024I’m Robert F. Kennedy Jr., and It’s Time to Build a Healthcare System for 2025 BCE
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August 14, 2024I’m Sorry If My Past Actions Made Me Seem Like a Good Person
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July 31, 2024Sports That Would Have Been Introduced If Boston Hosted the 2024 Olympics
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June 25, 2024Way to Go, You Just Blew Up Our Death Star, the Largest Walkable Community in the Galaxy
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April 15, 2024Your Son’s Transplant (to Brooklyn) Was Successful
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September 13, 2023We Are Thrilled to Announce We Have Invented Portals, but Are Saddened to Reveal They Suck
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August 24, 2023I’ve Got a New Lease on Life
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July 20, 2023Now I Am Become Pretentious, the Sayer of a Famous Quote
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June 27, 2023Amazon Product Names for Famous Literary Objects
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March 17, 2023My Irish American Culture Is Not Your Costume—It’s My Costume
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March 10, 2025As an American Jew, I Feel Completely Reassured for My Safety Now That Trump Has Targeted the Epicenter of American Antisemitism, Columbia University
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March 6, 2025Killing Baby Boomers Will Save the United States Government Trillions
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March 5, 2025Short Conversations with Poets: Dong Li
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March 7, 2025Happy National Women’s Day from the White House
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