Internet TendencyDaily humor almost every day.

McSWEENEY'S INTERNET TENDENCY'S PATREON

Just a dollar a month is all it takes to help support our comedy site and its writers. Become a Tendency patron today!

Articles by

James Spillane

James Spillane is a writer living in Minneapolis. He wrote a novel with a richly detailed Minneapolis setting, but they did not publish it. His future novels will be set in Los Angeles.

December 14, 2017

While I Admit That I’m a Time-Traveling Cyborg Assassin, I Thought I’d Made It Clear that I’m Not the Time-Traveling Cyborg Assassin Who Killed Your Father

by James Spillane

Trending 🔥

November 16, 2018

Nihilist Dad Jokes

by Alex Baia
December 6, 2018

Welcome to Our Modern Hospital Where If You Want to Know a Price You Can Go Fuck Yourself

by Alex Baia
November 28, 2018

The Lady Hero’s Journey

by Kathleen O'Mara
November 13, 2018

List: If People Talked to Other Professionals the Way They Talk to Teachers

by Shannon Reed

Recently

December 10, 2018

Our Expensive, Members-Only, Women’s Club Is Now a Safe Space for 1% of Women

by Lina Abascal
December 7, 2018

Holiday Shopping For the Man Who Knows Everything

by Allison Breyer Everett
December 7, 2018

List: Famous Authors’ ASMR Props

by Colin Heasley
December 7, 2018

A Poem About Your University’s New and Totally Not Time-Wasting Review Process for Tenure and Promotion

by Susan Harlan