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Articles by
Janelle Blasdel
Janelle Blasdel is an improviser, writer, and advertising creative in Chicago.
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August 4, 2022The Time Traveler’s Wife Is Late… AGAIN
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April 9, 2021For Your Return to the Office, We’ve Added Three Rooms for Guttural Screaming
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March 20, 2019How to Take a Compliment in the Midwest
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September 14, 2016Tinder is the Night (And the Day And the Morning And the Bathroom)
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May 5, 2016I’m Not Sure How to Weigh In On This, But I’m Going to Weigh In On This
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April 23, 2015Take Your Child’s Meds and Go to Work Day
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June 23, 2014A Bear Explains How to Survive a Bear Attack
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July 15, 2024I Can’t Believe Such a Hateful, Violent Act Could Happen in the Hateful, Violent Era I’ve Created
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July 12, 2024Schedule of Speakers for the 2024 Republican National Convention
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