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Articles by
Janelle Blasdel
Janelle Blasdel is an improviser, writer, and advertising creative in Chicago.
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March 20, 2019How to Take a Compliment In the Midwest
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September 14, 2016Tinder is the Night (And the Day And the Morning And the Bathroom)
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May 5, 2016I’m Not Sure How to Weigh In On This, But I’m Going to Weigh In On This
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April 23, 2015Take Your Child’s Meds and Go to Work Day
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June 23, 2014A Bear Explains How to Survive a Bear Attack
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November 20, 2017Dante’s Nine Circles of Hell, Reimagined for Linguistic Transgressions
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January 14, 2020How to Buckle Your Baby Into a Car Seat in 36 Easy Steps
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November 5, 2018Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing (So Far): Atrocities 1-546
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February 22, 2019Things That Outnumber Women Who’ve Been Nominated for an Oscar for Best Director
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January 21, 2020If Your University’s Administration Ran a Polar Expedition
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January 21, 2020Cues for Your Portrait Session
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January 21, 2020Hi, I’m a Billboard Lawyer
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January 20, 2020Today We Honor Dr. Martin Luther King Jr., a Great Man Who Stood For Everything That I, a Political Conservative, Oppose