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Articles by

Janelle Blasdel

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Janelle Blasdel is an improviser, writer, and advertising creative in Chicago.

March 20, 2019

How to Take a Compliment In the Midwest

by Janelle Blasdel
September 14, 2016

Tinder is the Night (And the Day And the Morning And the Bathroom)

by Janelle Blasdel
May 5, 2016

I’m Not Sure How to Weigh In On This, But I’m Going to Weigh In On This

by Janelle Blasdel
April 23, 2015

Take Your Child’s Meds and Go to Work Day

by Janelle Blasdel
June 23, 2014

A Bear Explains How to Survive a Bear Attack

by Janelle Blasdel

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September 12, 2019

16 Surprising Ways to Injure Yourself When You’re Over 40

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Airplane Passengers as Explained By Their Pants

by Wendi Aarons
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by Mejdulene Shomali
August 31, 2012

My Grading Scale for the Fall Semester, Composed Entirely of Samuel Beckett Quotes

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