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Janelle Blasdel is an improviser, writer, and advertising creative in Chicago.
March 20, 2019How to Take a Compliment In the Midwest
September 14, 2016Tinder is the Night (And the Day And the Morning And the Bathroom)
May 5, 2016I’m Not Sure How to Weigh In On This, But I’m Going to Weigh In On This
April 23, 2015Take Your Child’s Meds and Go to Work Day
June 23, 2014A Bear Explains How to Survive a Bear Attack