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Articles by
Janelle Blasdel
Janelle Blasdel is an improviser, writer, and advertising creative in Chicago.
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March 20, 2019List: How to Take a Compliment In the Midwest
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September 14, 2016Tinder is the Night (And the Day And the Morning And the Bathroom)
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May 5, 2016List: I’m Not Sure How to Weigh In On This, But I’m Going to Weigh In On This
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April 23, 2015Take Your Child’s Meds and Go to Work Day
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June 23, 2014Monologue: A Bear Explains How to Survive a Bear Attack
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August 12, 2019List: Critically Acclaimed Horror Film of the 2010s or Your Ph.D. Program?
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August 5, 2019God Has Heard Your Thoughts and Prayers and He Thinks They Are Fucking Bullshit
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August 9, 2019We Need a Wizard Who Can Appeal to the Moderate Orc Voter
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August 25, 2016I Would Rather Do Anything Else Than Write the Syllabus for Your Class
