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May 10, 2024What Your Favorite ’90s Band Says About the Kind of Bored Suburban Mom You Are Today
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June 17, 2021What Your Favorite ’90s Rock Band Says About the Type of Bored Suburban Dad You Are Today
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June 27, 2019Motivational Quotes Revised for People With Reasonable Expectations
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November 14, 2018Maslow’s Hierarchy of Needs Revised for Modern Civilization
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