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Jason Edward Harrington
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July 28, 2014The Association for the Study of Romantic Letters Presents the First Annual Conference On How to Tell Samantha I Really Like Her
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January 13, 2014Sorry Guys, But I’ll Be Cryosleeping Throughout the Rest of this Space Expedition
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August 20, 2013Upton Sinclair’s The Jungle Book
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August 13, 2013Going Where the Southern Cross the Dog: A Column About the Blues: From Cow Cow Davenport to Stovepipe No. 1: On the Improbable Colorfulness of the Blues Moniker
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July 22, 2013Going Where the Southern Cross the Dog: A Column About the Blues: MFA Blues
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May 17, 2013Literary Couchsurfing References
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April 30, 2013Going Where the Southern Cross the Dog: A Column About the Blues: Impressions of Chicago, 1997, Part II
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April 12, 2013Going Where the Southern Cross the Dog: A Column About the Blues: Impressions of Chicago, 1997, Part I
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March 21, 2013Going Where the Southern Cross the Dog: A Column About the Blues: Impressions of Chicago, 1950
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March 11, 2013Going Where the Southern Cross the Dog: A Column About the Blues: Black Orphans and Laugh Tracks, Part II
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February 12, 2013Going Where the Southern Cross the Dog: A Column About the Blues: Black Orphans and Laugh Tracks, Part I
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February 7, 2013Going Where the Southern Cross the Dog: A Column About the Blues: You’re No Huey Lewis, Daddy: A Very Brief History of the Blues as Popular Music
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