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Jay Wexler
Jay Wexler is a Professor of Law at Boston University, a former law clerk to Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg, and the author of five books, including Tuttle in the Balance, a novel about a Supreme Court justice having a mid-life crisis. His most recent book is called When God Isn’t Green: A World-Wide Journey to Places Where Religious Practice and Environmentalism Collide.
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March 20, 2017The Confirmation Hearing of Neil Gorsuch, If Supreme Court Confirmation Hearings Really Were a Form of Kabuki Theater
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September 23, 2013Preseason at the Supreme Court
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May 16, 2013One-of-a-Kind Government Positions
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February 2, 2011Woodsy the Owl Loses His Mojo
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January 21, 2010Henry Clay Will Solve Our Problems
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July 13, 2009The Confirmation Hearing of Sonia Sotomayor, If the Hearing Were Held In Front of the 1977 Kansas City Royals Instead of the Senate Judiciary Committee
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December 19, 2007Correspondences Between TV Characters and Sets Containing a Specified Number of Items
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November 14, 2006Responses to Recurrent Critiques of My Toothbrush of the Month Club Idea
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February 23, 2004Guestbook: Vermont Applebrook Inn, Lancaster Suite, January 1, 1999-May 1, 2001 (Excerpts)
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February 22, 2004Reasons You Should Not Place Your Foot Onto the Street When a Car is Coming, Even If You Are Curious About How It Would Feel If a Car Ran Over Your Foot
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November 6, 2003Things You Should Not Substitute for Whipped Cream During Food Sex, Even if You Are Out of Whipped Cream
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October 8, 2021A Typical Friday in Oregon, as Imagined by My East Coast Friends
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September 2, 2021Oh My Fucking God, Get the Fucking Vaccine Already, You Fucking Fucks
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September 30, 2021This Is Your Kid’s School and Even Though the Emergency Contact Form Lists Your Husband, We Need You, the Mom
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September 22, 2021It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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