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Articles by
Jay Wexler
Jay Wexler is a Professor of Law at Boston University, a former law clerk to Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg, and the author of five books, including Tuttle in the Balance, a novel about a Supreme Court justice having a mid-life crisis. His most recent book is called When God Isn’t Green: A World-Wide Journey to Places Where Religious Practice and Environmentalism Collide.
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March 20, 2017The Confirmation Hearing of Neil Gorsuch, If Supreme Court Confirmation Hearings Really Were a Form of Kabuki Theater
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September 23, 2013Preseason at the Supreme Court
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May 16, 2013List: One-of-a-Kind Government Positions
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February 2, 2011Woodsy the Owl Loses His Mojo
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January 21, 2010Henry Clay Will Solve Our Problems
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July 13, 2009The Confirmation Hearing of Sonia Sotomayor, If the Hearing Were Held In Front of the 1977 Kansas City Royals Instead of the Senate Judiciary Committee
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December 19, 2007List: Correspondences Between TV Characters and Sets Containing a Specified Number of Items
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November 14, 2006Responses to Recurrent Critiques of My Toothbrush of the Month Club Idea
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February 23, 2004Guestbook: Vermont Applebrook Inn, Lancaster Suite, January 1, 1999-May 1, 2001 (Excerpts)
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February 22, 2004List: Reasons You Should Not Place Your Foot Onto the Street When a Car is Coming, Even If You Are Curious About How It Would Feel If a Car Ran Over Your Foot
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November 6, 2003List: Things You Should Not Substitute for Whipped Cream During Food Sex, Even if You Are Out of Whipped Cream
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July 11, 2018Abortion is Immoral, Except When It Comes to My Mistresses
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May 8, 2019Hello, I’ll Be Your Toddler Tour Guide for This Trip Out the Front Door
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May 20, 2019I Don’t Think a Woman is Electable In 2020 Because Last Time Around the Female Nominee Only Got Three Million More Votes Than Her Opponent
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May 13, 2019Yeah Sex Is Cool, But Have You Tried Being a Woman In Your 30s?
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