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Jeff Vitkun

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Jeff lives in London with his wife, daughters, and Playstation 5. He toils in obscurity at jeffvitkun.com and @vitkun on Instagram.

September 30, 2024

You Kids Don’t Understand Real Marriage

by Jeff Vitkun
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I’d Trade All My Beard and Mustache Championships for One More Moment With Her

by Jeff Vitkun

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by Colin Nissan
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by Jane G.
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