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Jen Statsky
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October 7, 2010Underheard in New York
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December 22, 2009Excerpts From My Mother’s Editorial Notes On My Letters To Santa, 1987-2000
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April 10, 2009Classic Nursery Rhymes, Updated and Revamped for the Recession, as Told to Me by My Father
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April 28, 2008Conversations My Parents Must Have Had While Planning to Raise a Child
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March 20, 2008Text Messages That Would Have Been Helpful
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September 9, 2024A Math Exam, but Obviously Some Stuff Has Happened over the Summer in the Teacher’s Personal Life
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September 11, 2024Maura Quint’s Presidential Debate Recaps: The One with the Tackle and the Bait
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August 19, 2024Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing: Atrocities 1–1,056
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August 30, 2024New School Year Drop-Off and Pick-Up Rules
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September 13, 2024A First-Year Teacher Learns to Use Adhesives from Her Mentor
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September 13, 2024Our Political Parties Have Totally Realigned
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September 12, 2024Voters Deserve an Explanation of Harris’s Flip-Flops, but Not One for Whatever Psychotic Thing Trump Is Saying
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September 12, 2024J. D. Vance Imagines a Day in the Life of a Pet-Eating Immigrant