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Jennifer Dziura

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March 2, 2007

A Memo To My New Boyfriend Re: Clarification Of Offer Pursuant To Securities And Exchange Commission Regulations And Also My Trouble With Monogamy

by Jennifer Dziura
November 1, 2006

Self-Help Books for Hipsters

by Jennifer Dziura
July 10, 2006

An Open Letter to James Randi Regarding His “One Million Dollar Paranormal Challenge”

by Jennifer Dziura

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May 12, 2023

How Urgently Your Mom Needs to Talk to You, Based on What She Said in the Voicemail

by Talia Argondezzi
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HBO’s Sensitivity Reading for Entourage

by Max Davison
May 18, 2023

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by Tori Multon
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