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Jessica Delfino
Jessica Delfino is a comedian, musician and writer whose assorted work has appeared in The Atlantic, High Times, Huffington Post, The Week, Glamour, Vulture, New York Times and more.
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December 5, 2019Canna Cake Babe CBD Vegan Cake In a Jar
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August 29, 2019What It’s Like to Be a White Shirt Girl
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July 26, 2019Enjoy Your Family Summer Vacation At the Beach House Your Father-In-Law Rented For 18 People
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April 2, 2019Developmental Milestones for Adults
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March 1, 2019Welcome to My Home — Please Enjoy an Artisanal, Farmer’s Market, Amish-Made, Hand-Rolled Snack
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February 19, 2021I’m a Short Afternoon Walk and You’re Putting Way Too Much Pressure on Me
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June 28, 2022We Are an Anti-Abortion Couple, and Don’t Worry, We Will Adopt Your Baby
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January 14, 2022What Your Favorite Sad Dad Band Says About You
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June 27, 2022We Would Do Something, But Then We Wouldn’t Have the Power to Do Something, So We Can’t Do Something
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July 1, 2022FAQ: Freedom
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July 1, 2022A Declaration of Independence from the United States Supreme Court
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July 1, 2022Laws Should Be Based Solely on the Words of Constitutional Authors Like Me, the Guy Who Died After Shoving a Piece of Whalebone in His Dick
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June 30, 2022I’d Rather Drag Your Lifeless Body from This Party Than Wait Here While You Go to the Bathroom