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Jessica Delfino
Jessica Delfino is a comedian, musician and writer whose assorted work has appeared in The Atlantic, High Times, Huffington Post, The Week, Glamour, Vulture, New York Times and more.
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December 5, 2019Canna Cake Babe CBD Vegan Cake In a Jar
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August 29, 2019What It’s Like to Be a White Shirt Girl
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July 26, 2019Enjoy Your Family Summer Vacation At the Beach House Your Father-In-Law Rented For 18 People
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April 2, 2019Developmental Milestones for Adults
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March 1, 2019Welcome to My Home — Please Enjoy an Artisanal, Farmer’s Market, Amish-Made, Hand-Rolled Snack
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January 14, 2022What Your Favorite Sad Dad Band Says About You
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January 5, 2022A Note of Reassurance from Your School District Regarding Our Updated Omicron Policies
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December 31, 2021Oh My Fucking God, Get the Fucking Vaccine Already, You Fucking Fucks
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January 10, 2022How We Will Separate You from Any Lingering Hope and Other Important Topics of Today’s Faculty Meeting
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January 26, 2022Our School District’s New Emergency Preparedness Guidelines Are Based on the Book of Revelation
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January 25, 2022The Biggest Issue Facing America Right Now Is People Stealing Puffy Jackets from Multi-Billion Dollar Corporations
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January 25, 2022Mrs. Dalloway Said She Would Buy the Rapid COVID Test Herself
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January 24, 2022“We Need to Get Back to Normal,” I Say, While I Continue to Live My Life Normally, As I Have Throughout This Pandemic